My friend from the office showed up naked under my bed, I didn't know she was there

 we looked at each other in the friendliest way possible, I don't know how she fell in love with me, we were making great financial returns, one day I accidentally spilled water on my lap and she looked, my cause came through and she saw that my penis was very small, she looked and laughed, but in a sexy way, the next night there she was, to comfort me.